Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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