don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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