Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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