butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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