dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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