Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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