Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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