i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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