It's like God shit irony all over that family
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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