I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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