we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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