A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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