But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
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Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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