I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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