well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
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That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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