We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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