Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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