there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
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