I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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