There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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