Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
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The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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