Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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