THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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