I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
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girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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