i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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