It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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