Are we in a gay sports bar?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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