Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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