Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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