I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
people are starting to question the shark bite story
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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