great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
this will be a night to untag.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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