me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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