Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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