Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
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I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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