Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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