forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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