Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
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Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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