id be glad to
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I think weed is turning my hair brown
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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