May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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