dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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