U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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