He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You are a genius and a whore.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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