We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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