your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
whose ass print is on the piano?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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