The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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