You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
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You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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