Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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