Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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