I look better un-naked...
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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