He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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